Nunta fotbalistica

Afara-i frig si înnorat,
Si Steaua o ia pe coaja,
Pe Athos Becali a urcat
Sa-i faca popa o vraja.

S-a saturat ca Steaua lui
S-o ia cu 2 la 0
Si vrea sa bage în teren
O trupa anti-tero

Si pierde azi, si pierde mâini
Si pierde-o saptamâna
Si-ncep sa-i fuga rând pe rând
Oile din stâna.

El sta-n maibach oftând din greu
Asteptând sa vina vara
S-o vada-n Champions League la TeVeu
Pe Poli Timisoara!

versuri ingineresti

Intr-o balta neagra,
Patru ochi priveste.
Ce sa este oare?
Este doua peste.

Pe un camp cu viorele
Crestea numai ghiocei.
Si-a venit mandrele mele
Si le-a cules ei pe toti.

Creste iarba, iarba deasa
Perpendicular pe casa.
Vine calul si o paste…
Alta iarba se dezvolta.

Tara mea cu rauri multe
Si cu frunze si cu flori.
Ai in tine o populatie
De mai multi locuitori.

Si din bolovani cu apa
S-au format inspre apus,
Muntii tai de incretire
Orientati cu varfu-n sus.

Trece lebedele-n zare.
Eu ma uit,  ele dispare…

Luceafarul (parodie)

A fost odata ca-n povesti
A fost ca niciodata
Pe la newsgroupuri românesti
Poata o draga fata.

Iara de trista ce era
Caci nu avea pereche
Un kil de tuica-si cumpara
Pe zi ca sa se-mbete.

Si îmbatându-se vedea
Cum St. Basil apare
Cu calul sau alb ca de nea
Cu ochelari de soare

Îl vede azi, îl vede mâini
Astfel dorinta-i gata
El iar postat de saptamâni
Îi cade draga fata

“Cobori în jos Basil cel Sfânt
Plutind usor cu calul
Pe tine te vreau cel mai mult
Da-mi place s-animalul.”

Basil atuncea a pornit
La seful lui cel mare
Ca sa-i aprobe în sfirsit
Elenei o chemare.

Dar nu avu prea mult succes
Ca seful lui urla
“La proasta aia de pe Net
Chemare nu se da.

Si pentru cine vrei sa mori ?
Ia uita-te de-aproape
Ori nu ti-am spus de-atâtea ori
Sa nu te legi de moarte?

De vrei la lume sa arati
A tale barbatie
Mai bine umbla în chiloti
Ca mi-ar placea si mie

Sa-ti spun cinstit, cam de mult timp
Te urmaresc în taina
Si te visez adeseori
Pe tine fara haina

Miorita Matematica

Pe-un picior de PLAN

EUCLIDIAN

Iata vin in cale

TRANSLATAND la vale,

Trei MULTIMI de PUNCTE

Toate trei DISJUNCTE

De FUNCTII pazite

Toate diferite.

Ele sunt tot trei :

Una-i INJECTIVA,

Alta-i BIJECTIVA,

Si-alta-i SURJECTIVA.

Iar cea INJECTIVA

Si cea SURJECTIVA,

Mari se vorbira

Si se sfatuira

Sa ramana treze

Pana-o sa-nsereze

Si s-o ANULEZE

Pe cea BIJECTIVA,

C-are PRIMITIVA

Si ASIMPTOTE multe

Cate si mai cate,

Ca e INVERSABILA

Si chiar DERIVABILA.

Dar intr-o MULTIME

Asta s-a aflat

Si s-au indignat

C-ale lor cuvinte

Intrec orice LIMITE.

Dar de la f(0)-ncoace

Unui PUNCT nu-i place

Sa mai stea-n MULTIME

Si de treaba a se tine.

Imi place munca

Imi place munca, bani de-ar fi

S-aduc in firma zi de zi.

Il plac pe seful, cel mai tare!

Si sefii lui, pe fiecare…

 

Iubesc biroul, ce-i pe el,

(Concediul nu-l iubesc de fel!)

Mobila gri, plina de praf,

Hartiile crescute vraf.

 

De munca mea sunt fericit,

Mai mult de-atata n-am iubit.

Iubesc computerul, fereastra

Cu scafirlia lui albastra.

 

Iubesc sedintele mai lungi

Cand am in creier cifre, dungi,

Iubesc, va spun acum din nou,

Sa stau o viata la birou!

 

Imi place munca, as munci

Mai mult in fiecare zi.

Nu vreau salariu, nu vreau stima,

Mi-ajunge critica drept prima.

 

Nu vreau nimic, decat un pat,

Fix in biroul meu bagat,

(Langa PC-ul meu cel drag).

Sa pot munci aici non-stop

Pana se urca firma-n top!

 

Mai am un of, mai am un dor,

Vreau la biroul meu sa mor,

Si sa ma-ngroape-ntre dosare

Ca pe Eminovici in mare…

 

 

No connection on home computer. Error 720

CAUSE

This issue may occur if the TCP/IP protocol has become unbound from the dial-up adapter, or if a conflict is created when a second WAN Miniport IP device driver loads.

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RESOLUTION

To resolve this issue, uninstall the TCP/IP protocol, remove the second WAN Miniport IP device, and then reinstall the TCP/IP protocol. To do so, follow these steps:

1. Uninstall the TCP/IP protocol. To do so:

a. In Control Panel, double-click Network and Dial-up Connections, right-click Local Area Connection, and then click Properties.

b. Under Components checked are used by this connection, click Internet Protocol (TCP/IP), and then click Uninstall.

c. Follow the on-screen instructions to uninstall TCP/IP.

d. Restart the computer when prompted, but click No if you are prompted to allow Windows to enable a protocol.

2. Right-click My Computer, and then click Properties.

3. Click the Hardware tab, and then click Device Manager.

4. On the View menu, click Show hidden devices.

5. Under Network adapters, there should be no WAN Miniport IP devices. If a WAN Miniport IP device is listed, continue to the following step. If no WAN Miniport IP device is listed, go directly to step 16.

6. Click Start, click Run, type regedit in the Open box, and then click OK.

 

WARNING: If you use Registry Editor incorrectly, you may cause serious problems that may require you to reinstall your operating system. Microsoft cannot guarantee that you can solve problems that result from using Registry Editor incorrectly. Use Registry Editor at your own risk.

7. Locate the following registry subkey:

HKEY_LOCAL_MACHINE\SYSTEM\CurrentControlSet\Contro l\Class\{4D36E972-E325-11CE-BFC1-08002BE10318}

8. On the Registry menu, click Export Registry File, type backup-key in the File name box, and then click Save.

 

Note You can restore the changes that you make to this registry key. To do so, double-click the backup-key.reg file that you saved.

9. Click each of the registry subkeys under this key, and then view the Data column of the DriverDesc value to determine which of the subkeys corresponds to WAN Miniport (IP). For example, the 0005 subkey.

10. Right-click the subkey whose DriverDesc value data is WAN Miniport (IP) (for example, right-click 0005), and then click Delete. Click Yes to confirm that you want to delete the key.

11. Quit Registry Editor.

12. Right-click My Computer, and then click Properties.

13. Click the Hardware tab, and then click Device Manager.

14. On the View menu, click Show hidden devices.

15. Under Network adapters, right-click WAN Miniport (IP) and then click Uninstall. Click OK to confirm that you want to remove this device.

16. Reinstall the TCP/IP protocol. To do so:

a. In Control Panel, double-click Network and Dial-up Connections, right-click Local Area Connection, and then click Properties.

b. Click Install.

c. In the Select Network Component Type dialog box, click Protocol, and then click Add.

d. Under Network Protocol, click Internet Protocol (TCP/IP), and then click OK.

e. When the protocol is installed, click Close.

17. Reset the modem by turning the power off and then on, or for an internal modem, restart the computer.

18. Test your Internet connectivity.

error code: 0x80070035 network path not found

Turn off any firewalls for debugging. If the firewall is the problem, you’ll have to configure it to allow access to “trusted zone” addresses. Note that some firewalls must be completely uninstalled to stop them from affecting your networking.

PING each computer by IP address, and if successful, PING by name. You can obtain the IP address of a computer by opening a command prompt (DOS window) and typing IPCONFIG. This should work for any Windows version. A failure here needs to be corrected before you go any farther.

Check your Services are Started on all PCs: Workstation, DHCP Client, DNS Client, Server, TCP/IP Netbios helper, Computer Browser.

All computers should be in the same workgroup for computer browsing to function properly. File & Print Sharing has to be enabled on any computer you wish to share files or printers from. You also need to actually share the resource in question from My Computer, right click on the drive/printer/folder, and select sharing.

If you encounter difficulties accessing computers that are visible in Network Neighborhood, make sure the computer being accessed has an account with the same name/password as the system connecting to it uses to login.

While the default NetBIOS setting is correct for normal network configurations, it’s possible for it to be altered, and it costs nothing to make sure it’s correct. NETBIOS over TCP/IP must be enabled for normal network browsing.

Terminal server hack – FOR TESTING ONLY (Activate CAL)

Please note to use these licenses only for educational and testing use.

1. SERVER Start > Control Panel > Add or Remove Programs > Add or Remove Windows Components’. Add “Terminal Server” & Terminal Server Licensing” Default licensing mode is per device as we will need to for actiivation.

2. SERVER Start Terminal Server Licensing (Start > Control Panel > Administrative Tools > Services >Terminal Server Licensing) if it is not started

3. SERVER Go to the Terminal Server Licensing, Right-click on Terminal Server > Properties > Installation Method:

Select Installation Method “Web Browser

4. SERVER Go to next tab “Required Information”. Fill all 4 fields with some none important information. Write somewhere TS ID on the bottom of that window

5. SERVER Right-click on Terminal Server and select Activate Server. Terminal Server License Server Activation Wizard will start. Read > press next

6. SERVER Select activation method “Web Browser” press next

7. WEB BROWSER Go to https://activate.microsoft.com/ to get license server ID

8. WEB BROWSER Select “Activate a license server” press next

9. WEB BROWSER Fill out required fields with some information that makes sense. Choose country USA. Use Product ID use from step 6, press next on the bottom

10.WEB BROWSER Press next one more time on the bottom

11.WEB BROWSER If you did every thing right then you gonna get license server ID key (enter this information in your terminal server activation window), but do not close window we will need this for client access licenses (CALs). If everything is OK you will now have Terminal Server License Server Activated.

12.WEB BROWSER Next in the “Do you wish to install license tokens at this time?” select “Yes

13.WEB BROWSER Fill out the required fields on the Microsoft web page . License Server ID get from Terminal Server CAL Installation Wizard. Important is to set License Program to “Other agreement“.

14.WEB BROWSER Choose Product Type Windows 2003 Terminal server Per Device CAL, Fill quantity (I put around 100) and Agreement Number 6565792

15.WEB BROWSER Press next once more on the bottom

16.WEB BROWSER you are gonna get your license key pack ID what you need to insert to Terminal Server CAL Installation Wizard > close window do not press finish, but first write down license key pack ID

17.SERVER Insert license key pack ID into your server and finish wizard

 

preluat de pe http://www.harmhoekstra.nl/kb/entry/30/