Your CD drive or DVD drive is missing or is not recognized by Windows or other programs

Problem description
Your CD drive or DVD drive is missing or not recognized by Windows or other programs, so you cannot play or access a CD or DVD. This issue might have occurred after you installed, uninstalled, or updated a program or Windows Vista.

 

Resolution

Click Start, and then click All Programs.
Click Accessories, and then click Run.
Type regedit, and then click OK. If you are prompted for an administrator password or for a confirmation, type the password, or click Allow.
In the navigation pane, locate and then click the following registry subkey:
HKEY_LOCAL_MACHINE\SYSTEM\CurrentControlSet\Control\Class\{4D36E965-E325-11CE-BFC1-08002BE10318}
In the right pane, click UpperFilters.

Note You may also see an UpperFilters.bak registry entry. You do not have to remove that entry. Click UpperFilters only. If you do not see the UpperFilters registry entry, you still might have to remove the LowerFilters registry entry. To do this, go to step 8.
On the Edit menu, click Delete.
When you are prompted to confirm the deletion, click Yes.
In the right pane, click LowerFilters.

Note If you do not see the LowerFilters registry entry, unfortunately this content cannot help you any further. Go to the “Next Steps” section for information about how you can find more solutions or more help on the Microsoft Web site.
On the Edit menu, click Delete.
When you are prompted to confirm the deletion, click Yes.
Exit Registry Editor.
Restart the computer.

 

http://support.microsoft.com/kb/314060

Windows 8 27 hotkeys everyone should know

Windows 8 is the first version of Windows that focus on touchscreen gestures and experiences and still keeps the traditional desktop for non-touch users. This “hybrid” environment causes big problems for users with mouse and keyboard. Thankfully, Windows 8 provides you a lot of keyboard shortcuts (hotkeys) to master its new touch interface. In this article, I will list some of the most important hotkeys of Windows 8.

START SCREEN

The Start screen is the new start menu of Windows 8. If you are using Windows 8, you will likelt want to know how to open the Start screen if you ever go away from it. Opening the Start screen from anywhere is as easy as pressing the Windows key on your keyboard — the same way you open Start menu in other versions of Windows.

Upgrade from SQL 2005 to SQL 2008 might fail with MsiGetProductInfo error

Consider a scenario where an upgrade from SQL 2005 to SQL 2008 fails with the following messages while installing Setup Support Files.

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TITLE: SQL Server Setup failure.

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SQL Server Setup has encountered the following error:

MsiGetProductInfo failed to retrieve ProductVersion for package with Product Code =

‘{0826F9E4-787E-481D-83E0-BC6A57B056D5}’. Error code: 1605..

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From Detail_ComponentUpdate.txt –

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2009-03-16 22:00:59 Slp: Inner exceptions are being indented

2009-03-16 22:00:59 Slp:

2009-03-16 22:00:59 Slp: Exception type: System.InvalidOperationException

2009-03-16 22:00:59 Slp: Message:

2009-03-16 22:00:59 Slp: MsiGetProductInfo failed to retrieve ProductVersion for package with Product Code = ‘{0826F9E4-787E-481D-83E0-BC6A57B056D5}’. Error code: 1608.

2009-03-16 22:00:59 Slp: Stack:

2009-03-16 22:00:59 Slp: at Microsoft.SqlServer.Configuration.MsiExtension.SetFeatureInstallStateAction.FillInstallPropertyByProductCode(PackageInstallProperty pkg, String prodCode)

2009-03-16 22:00:59 Slp: at Microsoft.SqlServer.Configuration.MsiExtension.SetFeatureInstallStateAction.FillInstallProperty(PackageInstallProperty pkg)

2009-03-16 22:00:59 Slp: at Microsoft.SqlServer.Configuration.MsiExtension.SetFeatureInstallStateAction.ExecuteAction(String actionId)

2009-03-16 22:00:59 Slp: at Microsoft.SqlServer.Chainer.Infrastructure.Action.Execute(String actionId, TextWriter errorStream)

2009-03-16 22:00:59 Slp: at Microsoft.SqlServer.Setup.Chainer.Workflow.ActionInvocation.InvokeAction(WorkflowObject metabase, TextWriter statusStream)

2009-03-16 22:00:59 Slp: at Microsoft.SqlServer.Setup.Chainer.Workflow.PendingActions.InvokeActions(WorkflowObject metaDb, TextWriter loggingStream)
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SOLUTION (Worked at my end)

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Get the Product Code = ‘{0826F9E4-787E-481D-83E0-BC6A57B056D5}’ from the error message that you are getting.

Byte reverse the first part from 0826F9E4 to 4E9F6280.

Search in the registry under HKEY_CLASSES_ROOT\Installer\UpgradeCodes and try to find a match.

Take a backup of the registry and delete the parent key.

Re-run the Upgrade and if it fails again for a different GUID, then repeat the steps stated above.

In my case, I had to repeat these steps thrice as there were 3 other locations where I needed to change the product code. Then the setup was successful.

How to Replace a Fujitsu LifeBook S7110 Fan?

1. Follow your laptop owner’s manual and assembly guide carefully as you disassemble the laptop. Touch something metal periodically to remove static charge, and work on a large table with a bright light source.

2. Turn off the laptop and unplug it. Remove the main battery, DVD drive , Ac adapter and the hard drive. The hard drive is usually located in a slot on one side of the laptop. Remove the screw that holds the cover in place, then pull out the hard drive, Fujitsu laptop screen sled.

3 Turn the laptop over and remove the screws on the bottom that hold the keyboard in place. Flip the laptop over, open it, then lift the keyboard up and out. Unplug the flexible ribbon cable that connects the keyboard to the motherboard.

4 Remove the screws that hold the laptop keyboard bezel and palm rest in place. Carefully pry loose any plastic snaps on the sides, then lift the bezel and palm rest up and out.

5 Unplug the Fujitsu LifeBook S7110 CPU Cooling Fan. Remove the screws that hold the heat sink and fan in place, then remove the entire unit from the laptop. Remove any thermal compound residue from the bottom of the heat sink and the CPU.

6 Apply a thin layer of thermal compound on the CPU, then replace the heat sink and cpu cooling fan. Replace the screws, plug the fan back in, then reassemble the laptop.

7 Plug the laptop in and turn it on. After you use it for a few minutes, you should hear the new Fujitsu cpu cooling fan running and feel warm air blowing from the vent on the side of the laptop. A fan does not run continuously, so don’t be concerned if the Fujitsu LifeBook S7110 cpu fan shuts off periodically.

 

yahoo mail pe orice client email (chiar si pe android)

It is not POP, it is IMAP. When setting up Yahoo Mail, DONT select that icon, instead, select “Other” and manually enter the information in. This will give you the options to choose the Incoming and Outgoing Server Settings.

For Incoming Mail Settings, the IMAP Server is “android.imap.mail.yahoo.com“, the Security Type is “SSL“, and the Server Port is “993“.

For Outgoing Mail Settings, SMTP Server is “android.smtp.mail.yahoo.com“, the Security Type is “SSL“, and the Port is “465“. Also, make sure you check the “Require sign-in” box.

During this set up, you will be asked if you want to keep the original emails on the server or delete them.

Once this is complete, you should be able to see your folders. Mine showed up right away. However, only emails that were placed in the folders within the last month were downloaded. I assume this is due to the “Sync Settings”.

If you choose POP server For Incoming Mail Settings, the POP Server is “plus.imap.mail.yahoo.com“, the  Security Type is “SSL“, and the Server Port is “995“.

btw is working on thunderbird too

Setarile de internet pentru Orange, Vodafone, Cosmote, Rds

nota: ce e boldat e verificat ca functional, restul sunt alte valori posibil bune.

 

Setari pentru Orange

Name : Orange internet tralala
APN : net sau internet
APN Type: internet + mms
MCC : 226
MNC : 10

 

Setari pentru Vodafone

Name: VF Internet pe Mobil tralala
APN: live.vodafone.com
Proxy: 193.230.161.231
Port: 8080
Username: live
Password: vodafone
MCC: 226
MNC: 01
APN type: default

adaugire:

pentru anumite abonamente se folosesc setarile: APN: internet.vodafone.ro
Username: internet.vodafone.ro
Password: vodafone

iar pentru prepaid: APN: internet.pre.vodafone.ro
Username: internet.pre.vodafone.ro
Password: vodafone

 mai sunt valabile si: ipfix.vodafone.ro, username ipfix.vodafone.ro, password vodafone

 

 

 

Setari pentru Cosmote

APN: internet
Username: nu se completeaza
Password: nu se completeaza

Setari pentru RCS/RDS

APN: ppinternet sau internet

Username: nu se completeaza
Password: nu se completeaza

 

How to install Windows XP in 5 hours or less

My Windows XP installation has reached its half-life. (You do know that Windows has a half-life, don’t you? Every installation of Windows naturally degrades along a logarithmic curve until it becomes annoying, then unbearable, then unusable. Each successive revision of Windows has featured a slightly longer half-life. Back in the day, Windows 95 would last me about 3 months, while my copy of Windows XP has lasted me almost 9. I’m not bitter; when you realize that you’re measuring on a logarithmic scale, a factor of 3 improvement is really quite impressive.)

Still, the fact remains that my Windows XP laptop can no longer (a) print, (b) sleep, or (c) change network settings without crashing. This is not multiple choice; it can’t do any of those things. It’s time for a clean re-install.
Back up entire d: drive to iMac upstairs. rsync rocks.
Find Windows XP install disc.
Reboot with Windows XP install disc.
Asked for product activation. Curse Microsoft.
Search my house in vain for my original, 100% legitimate, retail Windows XP box.
Reboot.
Search control panels in vain for a window, dialog, tab, or pane that displays my current product key.
Search Google for “windows xp get current product key”.
Find a utility on a cracker web page in Russia that displays the current product key. This is one of the more lame utilities, since most of the good ones allow you to change it. I don’t wish to change it; I actually have a perfectly good product key, I just don’t know what it is.
Reboot with Windows XP install disc.
Reboot repeatedly as required.
Boot screen. Choose between “Windows XP Professional” and “Windows XP Professional”. Brilliant. Pick one. The wrong one. Boot into fucked Windows XP install. Hard reboot. Pick the right one. Make mental note to hack boot.ini later.
“Welcome to Windows XP. You have no useful programs and no internet access. You have 30 days left for activation. Would you like to activate now?” Yes, I would, but I have no internet access.
Unnecessarily loud and cheerful startup noises. Make mental note to turn off all sounds later.
Search the “Network and Internet Connections” wizards in vain for some way to set up my Linksys wireless card. Having never done a clean install of XP (I previously upgraded from Windows 2000), and having been moderately impressed by the new wireless networking features in XP, I naively assumed this would “just work”. Silly rabbit.
Search my house for my Linksys wireless card driver install disc. Find the install disc that came with the old card, that broke and was replaced by the new-and-improved version 3.0 card. Wonder if that will suffice.
Fight with the “Add New Hardware Wizard” trying to install the obviously inferior drivers off this disc.
Wonder where the “Device Manager” is hiding.
Find the “Device Manager”. Right-click on the unknown device, “Linksys_Instant_Wireless_Card”. Update driver. “Windows was unable to locate a driver for this device. Would you like to search on the internet?” Yes, I’d love to, but I can’t, you moron. Install driver from specific location. Specify WIN2000 folder on old-and-inferior install disc.
“This driver is not digitally signed.” OK.
“This driver may cause your computer to become unstable.” OK.
“This driver may anally rape your mother while pouring sugar down your gas tank.” OK.
Nothing. No connection, no internet access, no acknowledgment of any device whatsoever.
Reboot.
Doesn’t work.
“Take a tour of Windows XP!” I am.
Reboot.
Doesn’t work.
Dig out old wired PCMCIA card. Take computer upstairs. Plug directly into switch. cmd. ipconfig. We have an IP address. ping www.google.com. We have name resolution and internet access.
Fire up Internet Explorer. runonce.msn.com. No. www.linksys.com. Support. Downloads. WPC11. Windows XP. Linksys.com rocks.
Insert Linksys wireless card.
Back to Device Manager.
Uninstall old-and-inferior driver.
Update driver.
“This driver is not digitally signed.” OK.
“This driver may cause your computer to become unstable.” OK.
“This driver may…” OK.
cmd. ipconfig. We have internet access.
“Add your .NET Passport to Windows XP!” No.
Fire up Internet Explorer. www.msn.com. No. www.mozilla.org. Download Mozilla.
Realize I should create an “f8dy” user because it will make my life easier later.
Create “f8dy” as an administrator. Log out. Log in.
Install Mozilla. Yes, I would like to make you my default browser. The world is happiness and glee.
“Take a tour of Windows XP!” Sigh.
“30 days left for activation!” Click. Yes, I would like to activate Windows over an active internet connection, now that I have one. No, I would not like to register with Microsoft. Yes, I have read the privacy statement and agree to give up my computer, my civil rights, and my first-born child. I wasn’t using my civil rights anyway.
Back to Mozilla. Set up IMAP server. Set up SMTP server. Set up LDAP directories. Fiddle with endless settings. Ooh, 1.5 alpha has auto-login scripts in Chatzilla. Make mental note to get on IRC when this is all done and bitch about it to a bunch of Linux-loving hippies.
Search Google for “windows xp tweakui”.
Download TweakUiPowertoySetup.exe. Run TweakUiPowertoySetup.exe. “The procedure entry point GetDllDirectoryW could not be located in the dynamic link library KERNEL32.dll”
Dig. Dig. Dig. Aha. TweakUI requires Windows XP Service Pack 1.
Fire up Internet Explorer again. windowsupate.microsoft.com. “Do you want to install and run Windows Update V4 Control?” Yes. “Always trust content from Microsoft Corporation?” No.
“Windows Update has found 39 critical updates and service packs.” Install now.
“Service Pack 1 must be installed separately from other updates.” OK.
Yes, I agree to bend over, grease up, and accept the End User License Agreement.
Wait. Time passes.
Wait. Time passes.
Wait. Time passes. It is getting dark. You are likely to be eaten by a grue.
Reboot.
“Take a tour of Windows XP!”
“Add your .NET Passport to Windows XP!”
Fire up Internet Explorer. “Windows Update has found 26 critical updates.” This we call progress. Install now.
Wait. Time passes. Reboot.
“Take a tour of Windows XP!”
“Add your .NET Passport to Windows XP!”
Control Panel. Display settings. Use Windows Classic theme. No desktop picture. Blank screen saver. OK.
Folder options. Use Windows classic folders. Toggle virtually every View option. OK.
Sounds and Audio Devices. Mute. No sound theme. OK.
Taskbar and Start Menu. Don’t hide inactive system tray icons. Use Classic Start menu. Customize. Show small icons in Start menu. Expand Control Panel. Don’t use personalized menus. OK.
Try TweakUI again. Success.
Don’t beep on errors.
Disable combo box animation.
Disable cursor shadow.
Disable list box animation.
Disable menu animation.
Disable menu fading.
Disable menu selection fading.
Disable mouse hot tracking effects.
Disable tooltip animation.
Disable tooltip fade.
Disable window animation.
Don’t optimize hard disk when idle.
Don’t show Help on Start menu.
Don’t show Recent Documents on Start menu.
Don’t allow web content to be added to the desktop.
Clear document history on exit.
Disable smooth scrolling.
Don’t maintain document history.
Don’t maintain network history.
Don’t manipulate connected files as a unit.
Don’t prefix “Shortcut to” on new shortcuts.
Don’t show Links on Favorites.
Don’t show My Documents on Start menu.
Don’t show My Pictures on Start menu.
Use Classic Search in Explorer.
Use Classic Search in Internet Explorer.
Don’t use intuitive filename sorting.
Do use Tab to navigate Autocomplete.
Hide places bar in common dialogs.
Disable balloon tips in Taskbar and Start menu.
Don’t show any desktop icons.
Disable all document templates.
Auto-login as “f8dy”.
Quit TweakUI.
Delete everything in Start menu. Windows Catalog. Windows Update. Outlook Express. Tour Windows XP. Games. Accessories. MSN Messenger. Make mental note to look up how to completely uninstall MSN Messenger.
Set up command prompts. 3 for home. 4 for work. 5 for incoming. 125 width, 3000 height. 125 window width, 57 height. Do not let system position window.
Fire up Mozilla. www.cygwin.com. Download and install Cygwin.
bash
binutils
bzip2
cron
crypt
curl
cvs
diff
gawk
gcc
grep
gzip
less
links
lynx
more
naim
ncftp
ncurses
openssh
patch
rsync. rsync rocks.
sed
tar
texinfo
tidy
unzip
vim
wget
which
whois
zip
Copy over old ssh private keys. Test ssh diveintomark.org. Oh glorious king, thy name is ssh.
Copy over old Emacs installation. Dig up my .emacs file that makes Emacs bearable.
Search Google for “proxomitron”. Download. Install. Configure Mozilla.
Search Google for “uninstall msn messenger windows xp”. Discover that SP1 actually makes this visible in Add/Remove Programs, Add/Remove Windows Components. Delete a bunch of other crap while we’re there. Outlook Express. Windows Media Player. MSN Explorer.
www.activestate.com. Download ActivePython. Install.
Fire up Emacs. Test interactive Python shell in Emacs. The world is happiness and glee.
Search Google for “kerio firewall”. Download. Install. Reboot. Boot menu still lists duplicate installations.
Fire up Emacs. Open boot.ini. Remove old installation. Add “/noguiboot” flag to new installation.
Reboot.
Search Google for “apache 2.0 win32″. Download. Install. Copy and paste custom stuff into httpd.conf. Restart Apache service.

That covers the essentials that I need to do my job. The rest can wait.

Problem with csrss.exe & winlogon.exe

I have two files, csrss.exe and winlogon.exe continually launching and then being shut down.

Solutie:

Looks like csrss and winlogon are not starting/stopping since I disabled remote access…

Solutie personala: merg in  Remote settings, (remote assistance recomandat sa fie dezactivat)  bifezi Don’t allow connections to this computer, apply, bifezi Allow connections from computers ….. (optiunea 2), apply, ok

 

 

Outlook: This operation has been cancelled due to restrictions in effect

When clicking on a hyperlink in an e-mail, I get this Message : “This operation has been cancelled due to restrictions in effect on this computer. Please contact your system administrator.” I get this message every time that I attempt to use the hyperlink. I am the administrator on this stand alone computer. How do I deactivate this feature so that I activate hyperlinks ?

Good answer:

 

If you received this error after uninstalling any application that takes over the HTML open command (including, but not limited to, Chrome & Firefox browsers) you may also need to change the HTM/HTML association in the registry.
Start, click Run, type Regedit in the Open box, and then click OK.
Browse to HKEY_CURRENT_USER\Software\Classes\.html
Right click the value for the .html key and select Modify…
Change the value from “ChromeHTML” to “htmlfile” (or from FireFoxHTML to htmlfile)

Repeat these steps for htm and .shtml keys if they exist. You may also want to check the xhtml and xhtm keys.

 

 

Fix Remote Desktop Error: “The Remote Computer Disconnected the Session Because of an Error in the Licensing Protocol”

Occasionally, and for no particular reason, my computer will no longer establish Remote Desktop connections to any computer. When trying to connect, I get the error message “The remote computer disconnected the session because of an error in the licensing protocol. Please try connecting to the remote computer again or contact your server administrator.” The issue seems to stem from a corrupt registry key, so the best way to resolve the problem is by removing that key from the registry and allowing Remote Desktop to recreate it. The fix is basically the same for Windows XP through Windows 7, though Vista/7 may require one more step.

 

1. Log in as an Administrator.

2. start regedit

3. delete key HKEY_LOCAL_MACHINE\SOFTWARE\Microsoft\MSLicensing 

4. Reboot your computer.

5. Start ( “Run as Administrator” ) Remote Desktop.