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“Cind NASA a inceput trimiterea de astronauti in spatiu, s-a descoperit ca pixurile nu functioneaza in stare de imponderabilitate. Pentru a rezolva problema, oamenii de stiinta americani au cheltuit 12 miliarde de dolari si s-au chinuit zece ani ca sa realizeze un pix

care sa scrie chiar si in lipsa gravitatiei, tinut cu susul in jos, sub apa, pe orice suprafata, inclusiv sticla si la orice fel de temperatura, de la conditii de inghet pina la 300 grade C.

Rusii au folosit un creion.”

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“Vreau sa mor linistit, in timp ce dorm, la fel ca bunicul meu. Nu tipind de groaza ca pasagerii lui”.

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“Doi prieteni erau intr-o zi pe terenul de golf. Unul dintre ei tocmai se pregatea sa loveasca, moment in care zareste o lunga procesiune funerara trecind prin apropiere. Tipul se opreste cu crosa in aer, isi scoate sapca, inchide ochii si lasa capul in jos, cufundat in rugaciune. Prietenul sau zice:

– Vai, e cel mai frumos si mai miscator gest pe care l-am vazut vreodata. Esti un om absolut nemaipomenit.

Iar celalalt raspunde:

– Ce vrei, am fost casatoriti 35 de ani”.

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” Doi vinatori erau undeva, intr-o padure. La un moment dat, unul dintre ei se prabuseste la pamint, fara suflare, cu ochii dati peste cap. Celalalt scoate repede celularul si suna la Salvare.

– Prietenul meu a murit. Ce sa fac?, striga el in receptor.

La care operatorul raspunde:

– Va rog calmati-va si eu o sa va ajut. Mai intai asigurati-va ca e intr-adevar mort.

Se lasa tacerea, dupa care se aude zgomotul unei impuscaturi.

Dupa care, tipul pune mina pe telefon si zice:

– OK, si acum ce sa fac? “

Lectia de Limba Franceza

O profesoara de franceza explica elevilor sai ca, in limba franceza,

spre deosebire de cea engleza, substantivele sunt clasificate fie ca

substantive masculine fie ca substantive feminine.

Casa este feminin – “la maison”.

Creion este masculin – “le crayon”.

 

Povestirea noastra incepe in momentul in care un student a intrebat:

Ce gen este “calculator” ?

 

In loc sa le dea un raspuns, profesoara a impartit clasa in doua grupe

– barbati si femei – si le-a cerut sa decida singuri daca “calculator”

ar trebui sa fie un substantiv masculin sau feminin. Fiecarui grup i

s-a cerut sa dea patru motive pentru a sustine alegerea lor.

Grupul barbatilor a hotarat ca “calculator” sigur ar trebui sa fie de

gen feminin (la computer) deoarece:

1.nimeni altcineva in afara creatorului lor nu le intelege logica

2.limbajul comun pe care-l folosesc sa comunice cu alte calculatoare

este de neinteles de catre oricine altcineva

3.chiar si cele mai mici greseli sunt pastrate in memorie pe termen

lung pentru posibile aduceri aminte

4.cum iti iei unul, te trezesti cheltuind jumatate din salariu pentru accesorii

 

 

Grupul femeilor, totusi, au ajuns la concluzia ca substantivul

“calculator” ar trebui sa fie masculin (le computer) deoarece:

1.ca sa poti face ceva cu el trebuie sa-l “pornesti”

2.au o multime de informatii dar nu pot gandi singuri

3.presupunem ca el ar trebui sa te ajute sa rezolvi probleme dar, in

marea majoritate a cazurilor, el este problema

4.cum iti iei unul, realizezi ca daca ai mai fi asteptat putin, ai fi

putut lua unul mai bun.

 

How to disable Windows Store on Windows 8

To disable or turn off Windows Store in Windows 8, do the following:

Step 1 : Press Windows logo + R to open the Run dialog box

Step 2 : Type gpedit.msc and press Ok

Step 3: A new window name ‘Local Group Policy Editor‘ pops up . Now you will need to go to the following directory :

User Configuration\Administrative Templates\Windows Components\Store

On the left hand panel , expand Administrative Templates , Windows Componets and then click on Store .

Step 4 : Once done , on the right hand side you’ll see “Turn off the Store application” . Double click it .

Step 5 : Once open , select ‘Enabled‘ and click Apply . Note : If you want to enable Windows Store , select ‘Disabled’ instead of ‘Enabled’.

Step 6 : Open the ‘Run’ dialog box again by pressing Windows Logo + R , type gpupdate /force and click Ok. This allows the updated policy to take effect .

Read more at http://dottech.org/135196/how-to-disable-turn-off-windows-store-windows-8/#FVM82rfLjWg3X3d8.99

HOW TO REMOVE OR BLOCK ADS FROM UTORRENT

To remove or block ads from uTorrent 3.3 and higher on Windows XP, Vista, Windows 7, and Windows 8, do the following:

  1. This little trick is actually done right inside uTorrent itself, so the first step is to open up the program.
  2. Once the program is running, you must click on the Options menu, then choose Preferences, and then select Advanced.
  3. After that, you will see a filter box where you must type “offers” (without the quotes).
  4. After that, you will see two items titles: “offers.left_rail_offer_enabled” and “offers.sponsored_torrent_offer_enabled”. Set both of these to False by clicking on each one and then selecting the false radio button
  5. In order for these changes to actually take effect, though, you will need to restart the program by selecting the Exit option from the 1 menu and then opening the program again. Take note to close the program clicking the red X in the upper right hand corner will not usually work in most cases, as it only minimizes the program to the taskbar, so going the File menu route is usually your best option.

 

Disable Windows Update Device Driver Search Prompt

To disable it go to Start and type gpedit.msc in the Start Search and press Enter. Once Local Group Policy Editor is open navigate to,

Computer Configuration > Administrative Templates > System > Driver Installation

Now from the right sidebar open the key named “Turn Off Windows Update Device Driver Search Prompt” and select Enabled and click OK.

Now Restart your computer or Log Off and then sign back in. That’s it. Now Windows bother you any more. Enjoy!

Note: This will not disable the Windows Update, it will only stop prompting you to update the device driver using Windows Update. You will still be able to update the driver by manually going to Windows Update.

 

How to reset a Cisco ATA186 to factory defaults

The following procedure will reset the ATA to its default config:
a) Take the phone off hook.
b) The red button on the top of the ATA-186 will illuminate.
c) Press the illuminating red button on the ATA and dial 322873738#. (The numbers spell FACTRESET# on the telephone)
d) Voice prompt will ask you to dial * to save changes you have just made.
e) Press * on your phone’s keypad.
f) Hang up the phone.

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To get to the ATA186 web configuration page, go to »ipaddress/dev — So if your router assigned your ATA186 an IP address of 192.168.1.100, you would go to »192.168.1.100/dev

Error code 0x800703e7

This specific error occurs when there is a problem performing an inpage operation. This error typically occurs because of corruption of the disk.

 

To work around this problem, run the chkdsk command.

For more information about the chkdsk command , visit the following Microsoft Web site:
http://technet.microsoft.com/en-us/library/bb491051.aspx