Refuzul refuzului

Stimat Domn/ Stimata Doamna,

Va multumesc pentru scrisoarea din 31 Martie 2006, insa imi pare rau sa
va informez ca Eu nu pot sa accept refuzul dumneavoastra de a ma angaja.
In ultima vreme am avut un noroc extraordinar in a primi foarte multe
refuzuri de angajare, incat am ajuns in situatia de a nu mai putea
accepta nici o respingere. In ciuda renumelui companiei dumneavoastra,
de a fi extrem de exigenti in selectia angajatilor, refuzul nu
corespunde nevoilor mele actuale. Drept urmare am sa ma prezint la
serviciu luni, 10 Aprilie la ora 8,00. In legatura cu salariul si
biroul pe care il voi avea ma astept sa fie pe masura renumelui
companiei.

Banc cacacios

Erau odata doua buci. Vine una si ii zice celeilalte:
– Ma buco, daca tot stam atat timp impreuna, de ce nu ne casatorim?
La care cealalta buca:
– Ma, stii ca m-as casatori cu tine, dar nu vezi ca ne despartim din orice
cacat !?!?!

How to give Windows XP five more years of updates

Fire up regedit. Navigate to HKEY_LOCAL_MACHINE\SYSTEM\WPA\. Create a new Key called PosReady. Right click the new key and add a new DWORD named installed with the value 1. That’s it. Now head along to the Windows Update website and you should see a bunch of updates.

Windows Registry Editor Version 5.00
[HKEY_LOCAL_MACHINE\SYSTEM\WPA\PosReady]
„Installed”=dword:00000001

samsung printer tech mode

Samsung SCX 3200

 

Push the button Stop – both flashes to let go – printed sheet configuration.

If the LED is lit imprint Supplies Report. Firmware version will not be there.

Enter the service mode

Up (+) – Up (+) – Stop – Down (-) – Down (-) – Stop – Stop ( press quick )

 

The display shows the UC, choose with the + and –

 

To print all reports select the AA, after selecting the operation press the Print button

 

Complete list of commands:

 

UC – Usage Report Print

 

SD – Print Shading Report

 

SI – Print Supplies Report

 

EL – Print Event Log Report

 

CA – Print Customer Assistance Report

 

AA – All Report

 

SA – Scanner Aging Start

 

FC – Factory Memory Clear

 

LC – Toner Low Level Control

 

To press the Print for start

 

 

 

Samsung SCX 4600, SCX 4623F

 

For firmware version should dial on the panel –

 

SCX 4600

 

Menu – Id Copy – Left – Right – Menu – Stop

 

SCX 4623F

 

Menu – # – 1 – 9 – 3 – #

 

Enter the service mode

 

Menu – # – 1 – 9 – 3 – 4 Select TECH MENU

 

 

 

Samsung SCX 4824FN, SCX 4828FN

 

For version firmware need choose on the panel –

 

Menu # 193 #

 

The display shows the current firmware version

 

 

 

4824FN, 4825FN, 4828FN, 4833FD, 4833FR

 

„MENU” – „# 1934” – „TECH MENU” – „REPORT CONFIGURATION”

 

– The sequence for printing sheets of the report

 

 

 

Samsung CLP-310, 315, 310N, 315W, 320, 320N, 325, 325W

 

A report by pressing and holding the Stop button

 

Otherwise

 

Call SmartPanel Clp 310, SmartPanel Clp 320

 

Select Printer Setup

 

Select the information, and print a configuration page

 

 

 

The CLX-3170, 3170FN, 3175, 3175FN, 3175FW

 

„MENU” – „ID_COPY” – „LEFT” _ „RIGHT” – „MENU” – „BACK” _ „TECH MENU” – „REPORT CONFIGURATION”

 

– The sequence for printing sheets of the report

 

 

 

CLX-3180, 3180FN, 3185, 3185FN, 3185N, 3185FW

„MENU” – „ID_COPY” – „LEFT” _ „RIGHT” – „MENU” – „BACK” – „TECH MENU” – „REPORT CONFIGURATION”

 

– The sequence for printing sheets of the report

 

 

 

Samsung ML 1660, ML 1665, ML 1860, ML 1865

If the report by pressing the stop does not print it – will only spare chip.

 

 

 

ML-3310ND, 3710ND

Successive pressing on the keyboard:

„MENU” – „BACK” – „LEFT” – „RIGHT” – „OK” – „CANCEL” – „TECH MENU” – „REPORT CONFIGURATION”

– The sequence for printing sheets of the report

 

 

 

Print report the ML-2160

Press and hold the printscreen – the indicator flashes three times – print the Configuration report

Press and hold the printscreen – the indicator flashes three times and stay lit – Print Supplies Information report

 

 

Print report to the SCX-3400 – 3400W

We collect

up-up-stop-down-down-stop-stop

same scx-3200

AA – print all reports

 

 

 

Print report to the SCX-3400F 3400fw 3400FH

MENU – # -1934

Entering the service mode

print all reports.

 

ML-1640, 1641, 1645, 1660, 1661, 1665, 1666, 1667, 1860, 1865, 1865W, 1867, 1910, 1911, 1915, 1916, 2240, 2241, 2245, 2520, 2525, 2580, 2580N, 3310D

Hold the button „STOP/PRINT SCREEN” for about 2 to 15 seconds depending on your printer model. For example for

ML-1670 –> 10.sec. to print configuration list (Serial Number)

–> 15.сек. to print suplier report (CRUM-number)

 

ML-3310ND, 3710ND

As next press on the keyboard:

„MENU” _ „BACK” _ „LEFT” _”RIGHT” _ „OK” _

„CANCEL” _ „TECH MENU” _”REPORT CONFIGURATION”

if you did everything correctly, then these actions should result in the device printing you the report sheet, where you can find the firmware version of your device.

 

SCX-3200, 3205, 3207, 3200W, 3205W

As next press on the keyboard:

” + ” _ ” + ” _ „STOP” _ ” – ” _ ” – ” _ „STOP” _ „STOP”.

If you have correctly pressed the buttons in this order, then the abreviation „UC” should appear on the display. After that, you need to press the minus, until the „AA” appears, then „START”. If everything was done correctly, the MFD will print the System information sheet.

 

SCX-4600, 4623F, 4623FN, 4824FN,4825FN, 4828FN, 4833FD, 4833FR

 

As next press on the keyboard:

„MENU” _ „# 1934” _ „TECH MENU” _

„REPORT CONFIGURATION”

– if you did everything correctly, then these actions should result in the device printing you the report sheet, where you can find the firmware version of your device.

 

CLP-310, 315, 310N, 315W, 320,320N, 325, 325W

 

The printer configuration sheet can be printed from „Smart Panel”, which is included in the set of drivers for your device.

More information about this program you can find on „Samsung.com”.

 

CLP-620ND

The printer configuration sheet can be printed from „Smart Panel”, which is included in the set of drivers for your device.

 

More information about this program you can find on „Samsung.com”.

 

 

CLX-3170, 3170FN, 3175, 3175FN,3175FW

 

As next press on the keyboard:

„MENU” _ „ID_COPY” _”LEFT”_”RIGHT”_ „MENU”_

„BACK”_”TECH MENU” _”REPORT CONFIGURATION” –

if you did everything correctly, then these actions should result in the device printing you the report sheet, where you can find the firmware version of your device.

 

 

CLX-3180, 3180FN, 3185, 3185FN,3185N, 3185FW

 

As next press on the keyboard:

„MENU” _ „ID_COPY” _”LEFT”_”RIGHT”_ „MENU”_

„BACK”_”TECH MENU” _”REPORT CONFIGURATION” –

if you did everything correctly, then these actions should result in the device printing you the report sheet, where you can find the firmware version of your device.

The specified port is unknown while adding printer

Run regedit. Go to
HKEY_LOCAL_MACHINE/System/CurrentControlSet/Control/Print/Monitors. Look for
a USB Monitor entry. Before doing anything else, backup the registry entry by
right clicking on „Monitors” and selecting „Export”. Give it a name and
locaction so that you can put it back if you have problems later. If „USB
Monitor” is not there, add it by right-clicking on Monitors, New, Key. Name
the new key „USB Monitor”. Once added, right click on the new key and select
New, String Value. Name the new value „Driver„. In the right portion of
regedit, right click on the new „Driver” value and select „Modify”. Make the
value data „usbmon.dll„. If there is an „HPUMON” entry (or the like), delete
it. Disconnect the USB cable to the printer. Reboot the
machine. Reconnect the printer and install the driver software per
manufacturer instuction.

Resetare service interval Opel Corsa C 2003 – 2007

Apasati si tineti apasat butonul A ( cel din dreapta bordului de langa vitezometru ) dupa aproximativ 3 secunde va aparea pe display „insp 0” .

In timp ce tineti butonul A apasat apasati pedala de frana si puneti contactul masini .

Pe display va aparea scrosul „INSP _ _ _” si va incepe sa clipeasca , peste 10 secunde va aparea pe display „INSP xxxxx KM” .

Dati drumul butonului A, pe urma dati drumul pedalei de frana si pe urma scoateti contactul, gata s-a resetat.

fix audio mixer – no sound

The plug and play software emulator had was missing.
Fixed by searching for machine.inf then copy to temp directory (or desktop). remove
at about line 20 ” ExcludeFromSelect=*

goto control panel, add new hardware, next (let it seach), yes hardware
is connected, next, scroll to bottom, add new hardware device, next,
install from list, next, select system devices, next, select have disk,
point to amended copy of machine.inf in temp directory (or desktop), scroll to „plug
and play software device emulator” in right hand column, next and
complete install.

Romgleza v2

I speak engleza

I love you domnisoara

Si sunt very mahnit

Caci when i speak engleza

You razi necontenit.

 

I know esti englezoaica

But it isn’t important

Amorul meu for tine

Is very palpitant.

 

I can’t to sleep azi-noapte

Si-am stat sa learn ceva

From cartea de engleza

Sa-ti tell iubirea mea

 

Ah, ar fi atat de bine

But you see nu-i chiar asa

Caci eu speak what i can spune,

Dar mai zi si tu ceva.

 

Te-ai gasit sa ma-ntelegi!

Vad ca dear te iubesc

Understand i love you draga

Cum naiba sa-ti mai vorbesc?

 

You are totul pentru mine

And i want sa ne iubim

Dar it’s difficult vezi bine

Caci we nu ne potrivim.

 

Nu e clar sa-ncep mai bine

Uite Shakespeare, Juliette

Eu Romeo love pe tine

Vrei ceva si mai concret!

 

Concret i can’t know mai bine

And i speak ca un nauc

Si i’m sorry langa tine

Intru in the balamuc!!!

balada sadica

Afara-i frig si e innorat

Si mama arde-n soba

De lustra-i tata spanzurat

Iar eu ma tai cu lama.

 

Pe jos stau fratii mei intinsi

Sunt morti de-o saptamana

In putrefactie au intrat

Si nimeni nu-i aduna.

 

Si sora mea cu ochiu scos

Se zbate intr-o lada

Alt frate e intins pe jos

Si-n spate are-o spada.

 

Nevasta mea atarna greu

De-o craca in gradina

Si-o cioara-i ciuguleste fin

Din inima si splina.

 

In frigider in pungi de-un kil

Sta congelat bunicu`

Iar din bunica a mai ramas

Un deget si buricu`.

 

Unchiu Matei sta in extaz

Cu ochii la valiza

Cu un picior in aragaz

Si degetele-n priza.

 

Copiii mei au inghetat

Cu gatul rupt in doua

Privind cu ochii lor sticlosi

Macelul din ograda.

Un soldat statea in post cand apare sergentul care-i spune
-Bai, ai grija ca trebuie sa vina generalul. Cand apare anunta-ma.
Peste 10 min. apare iar sergentul care intreaba:
-A venit generalul?
-Nu.
-Cand vine sa ma anunti.
-OK.
Peste o ora vine generalul.Soldatul il intreaba:
-Tu esti generalul?
-Da.
-Ai dat de dracu, de cand te asteapta domn sergent!